The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
