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Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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