another moral hangover. fuck.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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