So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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