We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he was CRYING into my vagina
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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