I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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