ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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