she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I don't think brook has ever known best
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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