I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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