i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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