What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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