He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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