Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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