while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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