I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
