Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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