So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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