how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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