You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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