Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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