you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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