Christians are straight up FREAKS
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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