So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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