they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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