I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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