in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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