i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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