he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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