So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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