Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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