So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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