my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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