So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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