i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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