Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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