i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
