I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So vagazzling was a success
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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