I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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