god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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