How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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