i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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