I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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