Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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