Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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