if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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