It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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