i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
i think i just lost a toe
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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