I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Randomize
