is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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