we're blogging at a bar
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
third nipple confirmed
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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