fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Randomize
