the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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