your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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