i think my tv is drunk
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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