So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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